We interrupt this blog for important news. Turns out John Lennon wasn’t gay after all.
I’m sure you’ve all been waiting to lap up Phillip Norman’s new book, John Lennon: A Life when it becomes available in the States. It’s the one that claims John had a gay crush on his pal Paul. Well, that got Paul hot under the collar, I can tell you! Here’s his official statement:
“I slept with him a million times (on tour) I’ve seen him on tour roaring drunk, out of his mind in the early days before he sobered up and went to rehab. Roaring drunk and it was always with a female, never once [with a man]. If you’ve got a little gay tendency and you’re roaring drunk, I’d have caught him once.”
So ease your fears, or hopes as the case may be. And thanks to the folks at Powerline for this incredibly important factoid.
Now, back to our scheduled programming…