Psst! Hey buddy! Wanna buy a book?
You wouldn’t want my North Beach beatnik scum pals to have to come lean on you just when you’re enjoying your 26th Lucky Lager of the afternoon looking out the Coffee Gallery window at the hazy crazy scene on Upper Grant Ave., would you?
You see things my way and there ain’t gonna be any trouble. And besides, the book is good. You should see the reviews. It’s got beat chicks in it and wild cross country runs to Mexico and New York City and you’ll laugh and cry and wish you were there too.
The First Few Friends I Had, get it? Just click at the top of the page there where it says “Buy My Book on Amazon” It says that for a reason, see? You won’t be sorry, pal. In fact, there might be a six pack of Lucky Lager in it for you. Or maybe not. Good luck!