For years I’ve been trying to tell you I have intelligence beyond that of the average three year old. And why not? I’m a pig! We pigs are loyal, brave, play video games, never eat like pigs unless injected with HogCrave, and are generally the kind of guy you want to have around in a firefight or hanging out with your pals.
I learned all this from a web page reader and photo blogger Leo Sadorf just emailed me. If you ever want to enjoy your eggs with bacon again, don’t read this link, The Hidden Lives of Pigs. As for me, I’m swearing off my cannibalistic habits. Soon as I finish up that pound of bacon.