Here’s a few things I’ve been pondering…
I know there’s a super-heroine named Catwoman, but how come there’s never been a superhero named Dogman?
What’s more good than goodness? Why, goodnessness, of course. And what’s even better than goodnessness? That’s easy…goodnessnessness, as in “the delicious goodnessnessness of fresh raspberries.” And you know what’s even better than goodnessnessness?
Oh, shut up!