In a striking development today, big shot Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa announced that he was in complete agreement with Walrus Pemmican, scruffy wanderer of the north. In a terse announcement, Murtha said, “If we allow torture in any form, we abandon our honor”.
In response, Pemmican said, “At least there’s one guy in the government besides McCain that has some simple common sense. I can’t believe we’re even talking about this. We are the good guys. Good guys don’t torture people. Never. No way. No how.”