Thoughts While Procrastinating

Did you ever notice vehicles that burn the most gas and put the most carbon emissions into the air have the most environmental-sounding names? Like, “C’mon men! Get into my new Toyota Tundra pickup (EPA: 14-18 MPG) and Bill’s new GMC Yukon SUV (EPA: 11-14 MPG) and let’s go melt some polar ice! Damn those polar bears!”